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عراقي وامريكي ديلعبون شطرنج الامريكي وصل الجندي مالتة لنهاية رقعة الشطرنج فسواه وزير, العراقي وصل الحصان مالتة للنهاية وحولة وزير, كلة الامريكي هاي شنو ميصير بقوانين اللعبة تحول الحصان لازم بس الجندي, كلة العراقي: احنة عدنة المطايه سويتوهم وزراء وسكتنا ولاحكني على هلحصان

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اعلان ..عليك الصيام وعلينا الدعاء

هذا إعلان حقيقي في مصر مش نكته 

:​​تفرغ للصيام وخلي الدعاء علينا ..للحصول على دعوات خاصه ارسل على حساب رقم  020139698777 مبلغ 1000جنيه.ندعي لك قبل آذان المغرب.

1500 جنيه ندعي لك قبل المغرب مع بكاء.

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ولا يفوتك العرض الخاص فقط

4000 جنيه الباقه الكامله طيله شهر رمضان

مع تحيات

شركه دعاء الكروان..!

طبعا على ذمة الايميل الي وصلني ..

واكيد مو من المنطق انصدق كلشي بيوصلنا!!

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10 Reasons You Are Rich

Even in times of financial uncertainty, it’s always important to keep things in perspective.

"Wealth is the ability to fully experience life."

- Henry David Thoreau

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The Honest Truth About Men!!

1. The nice men are ugly.

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2. The handsome men are not nice.

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3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

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4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

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5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

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6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

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7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

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8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

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9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.

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10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

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11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

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NOW...

WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

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INSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support..... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from  Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,  Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1.

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الجهد المعكوس

لماذا تجري الرياح بما لا تشتيه السفن؟؟

لماذا نحصل على عكس ما نرغبه ؟؟؟

فى كتاب الدكتور جوزيف ميرفى

" قوة العقل الباطن

" وجدت هذا القانون وهو قانون

" الجهد المعكوس "

لعالم النفس الشهير الكورى

يقول :

" عندما تكون رغباتك وخيالك متعارضين فإن خيالك يكسب اليوم دون خلاف "

ما معنى هذا الكلام ؟؟؟

نضرب مثال بسيط

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Cookie Story

A young lady was waiting for her flight in a boarding room of a big airport. 

As she should need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a pack of cookies.

She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace.

Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading.

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