INSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support..... Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from  Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,  Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______  ___ _______  REPLY  DEAR Madam,  First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5..  However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause  Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note thatBeer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download theSnoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do,  DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program or These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,  Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.  Good Luck Madam!   --  Technical support team

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